Punches,
party, holiday, and seasonal drinks stir up a sense
of social warmth and togetherness. Most are made in mass quantities
and shared with dear friends, family, co-workers, and new acquaintances.
They are celebratory by nature.
Punch
is believed to stem from the word Panch, which is
an ancient East Indian (Hindi) word and recipe meaning five ingredients.
The first American printed mention of punches was in a book named,
Early American Beverages by John Hull in 1682. Here are some other
random punch trivia to enjoy.
Hosting
a cocktail party is about bringing people together.
If you are
the chosen one to host a social gathering and feel a little weak
in the knees about it, then this chapter is for you. Sit down,
take a deep breath and soon you’ll learn that there’s
really nothing to stress over once you learn the basics.
By
the way, I talk about throwing a cocktail party in my 4th published
book, The Everything Cocktail Party & Drinks Book.
In my 2nd book, Miss Charming's Book of Crazy Cocktails,
there is a chapter titled, "Fantabulous Special Occasion
& Party Creations; Festive Libations for Cheerul Celebrations".
Here
are the names of the recipes: Who wants to be a Millionare Punch?,
Mason-Jar Blow Jobs, Fried Copabanana Peanut Butter and Jamma,
Majestically Luscious Ambrosia Fountain, Light up the Night with
Spiced Blacklight Delight, Dew the Witches Brew, Meanwhile, Back
at the Jolly Rancher Punch, Spanish Harlem Night Sangria, Sensational
Peppermint Patty Party Luge, www.DrinkingAroundTheWorld.com, Tropical
Snowball Slushies, Born to be Wildberry Punch, Boston Tea Party
Splash, Wake up and Smell the Roasted Coffee Buzz, Strip and Go
Naked Trash Can Poker Punch, Grandma's Flaming Tree-Trimming Cheer,
Hillybilly Idol Lemonade, Hot-Air Balloon Wine & Cheese Party,
and Tropical Fish Tank Punch.
And
in my 7th book, The Everything Bartender's Book,
there is a chapter on party punches, holiday and seasonal drinks.
| Cocktail
parties are about conversations,
connecting, laughing, and feeling good. All you need to focus
on is supplying five factors to make a five star cocktail
party: drink, food,music, ambiance, and amusement. |
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The
first step is to buy a notebook to keep
all of your thoughts and ideas organized. Don’t be afraid
to jot down anything to get started or insert any ideas you
might find in a magazine. Next, you must seek answers to the
following questions to determine many factors in your planning:
• What or who is this party
for?
• Approximately how people will be invited?
• What is your budget? |
| Forget
the full bar unless
you are using a caterer and remember that the bigger the party,
the less drink choices you should provide. If you ever attend
a big art gallery cocktail party you’ll discover that
only white wine and bottled water are served. The next step
would be to add a beer, then a specialty cocktail. An average
home cocktail party will have a beer, a wine, a specialty
cocktail and bottled water. |
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Decide
on a specialty cocktail.
You can even change the name of the drink to suit your party.
If you decide not to hire a bartender then you can supply
everything needed and allow guests to make their own cocktail.
Print out the recipe directions and place in a standing picture
frame and make sure that you provide everything they will
need to make the drink. Keep in mind that a self-service bar
can get a little messy. |
Having
a bartender
can really make a party. It’s always great to know
a few good bartenders around your city in case you need
one for a party. If you don’t know one then ask around.
Another idea is to call your local bartender school and
ask about one of their graduates. These economical bartenders
are very anxious and excited for the chance to tend bar
for you. For a Tom Cruise type Flair Bartender in your area,
ask at the Flair Bartenders Association (FBA) at www.barflair.org.
There are ten thousand Flair Bartender members on that website.
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Tips
& Ideas
Make
a list of cocktails you will be serving,
place it an 8X10 frame then set on the bar. The idea is to create
a fun menu for guests in any way shape or form you can imagine.
Get creative! When tending bar for someone else ask them for a
list of liquors and mixers that they plan to provide, then make
up some fun drinks with fun names. People love this.
To
save money, buy liquors and mixers in bulk;
however, you’ll need to invest in smaller containers to
transfer the bulk amount into. Mixers can go in store-n-pours
or empty fifth bottles with the labels soaked off then topped
with a fast flowing pourer. Liter liquor bottles are hard on the
hands and wrists so try to get a local bartender to hook you up
with some empty fifth bottles and then pour the liter alcohol
into them.
You
want people to see the bar across the room
so decorate the bar so that it shouts BAR! Try to hang items over
your head to make the bar seem larger. Lights always work. You’ll
discover that when the holidays roll around you’ll find
yourself scouring the shelves for decorations for future party
bars and not holiday trees. Rope lighting is awesome and can be
easily shaped into the word BAR behind
you on the wall. Look for unusual items like the full netting
of a canopy that normally hangs over a bed, huge beach umbrellas
in stands, icicle lights, metallic curtains, hanging beads, etc.
Another stunning effect is to fill empty liquor bottles with highlighter
water then set inexpensive neon black light behind them. They
will glow forever. Highlighter water is when you break open a
highlighter marker then put the ink soaked cottony stick in water.
Triva
In 1694 Commander of the British
Mediterranean Fleet threw huge officer’s party using a garden
fountain with over 600 gallons of Sangria. A man in a small boat
actually rowed around adding and stirring the ingredients as well
as filling glasses.
In 1710 The Elector of Hanover in
Germany commissioned a silver buffet fountain and named it the
Hanover Cistern and Fountain. In 1997, the fountain was valued
at $3 million.
In 1819 Artillery Punch was served
to President James Monroe in Savannah, GA.
In1871 Peg Leg O’Sullivan breaks
into a dairy barn to steal milk for a whiskey punch party and
accidentally kicks over a lantern, which burns three and a half
square miles of the business district of Chicago. 250 people are
killed, 95,000 people are left homeless, and 17,000 buildings
are destroyed.
In 1946 It’s a Wonderful Life;
Clarence the Angel orders a Flaming Rum Punch and a Mulled Wine.
In 1955 Guys and Dolls; Marlon Brando
orders a Milk Punch ( it was served in a coconut shell) for Jean
Simmons and himself. He tells her that at night they put a preservative
in the milk and when Jean Simmons asks what they use, Marlon Brando
answers, “Bacardi”. Jean Simmons asks if Bacardi has
alcohol in it and Brando says, “Well, just enough to stop
the milk from turning sour”. They drink six of them.
In 1965 During the summer water shortage
in New York City, Seagram’s collaborated with Tiffany’s
jewelry store window designer, Gene Moore by filling two water
fountains with gin and $203,000 worth of jewelry in store display
windows. The fountains used a case of gin a day to maintain proper
liquid levels.
In 2006 The largest Champagne Pyramid
is constructed in Amsterdam. 37, 820 glasses are used and it stands
60 stories high.
The
Top 5 Home Party Essentials
Sips, nibbles, music, ambiance, and amusements.
SIPS
First
you must decide what you want to serve. This
will depend on the type of party and people invited. If you’re
going to serve liquor, beer and wine then it’s best to set
up a self-serve beer, wine, and bottled water station away from
the bar. Liquor bottle choices and mixers are determined by what
you think your guests will want to drink. Ideally, it’s
best to have 1-2 fun specialty drinks made in mass quantity ahead
of time then kept in the fridge. Then at the party, just pour
them over ice or shake and strain. However, you need to transfer
the mass quantity to a more attractive and manageable container.
Bottles with the labels soaked off, jars with spigots, clear plastic
containers with spigots, and nice pitchers are some ideas.
NIBBLES
Don’t
just throw stuff on a plate or
in a bowl and set it out. Be creative. People notice these things.
Banquet bartenders know the secrets of stacking a table. All you
do is find sturdy square objects like boxes of different heights
then set them on a table that’s already covered. Then lay
another linen over the boxes and scrunch and adjust the linen
all around here and there to make it look nice. Simply set your
platters of food on top of the hidden boxes and you now have a
beautiful presentation for your food. Embellish the table with
lights under or over the linen or anything else you find. Little
food labels add a nice touch.
Finger
foods can be skewered or ka-bobbed with frilly
toothpicks or bamboo sticks. Try cutting a melon or watermelon
in half, turning the two pieces flat side down then stick the
skewers all over. It’s easy yet fun and attractive.
Look for unusual presentation props not normally
used to decorate around your party theme. For a Fiesta, try displaying
chips around the circumference of a sombrero then pushing down
the top center of the hat to hold a bowl of dip (double sided
foam tape recommended), or chips spilling out of a busted-open
piñata. Look at ordinary objects in extraordinary ways;
football helmet, flowerpots, baskets, shovel, and anything with
a flat or concave surface. Always use them new, scrubbed clean,
or lined.
MUSIC
No way around it, you have to have music.
Have CDs or
your ipod play continuously. It doesn’t have to be loud,
you just need something to fill the air.
AMBIANCE
Ambiance is about evoking a feeling. It
sets the mood for the party. It can range from something as simple
as protected candles and twinkling white lights to an extravagant
theme party. Move some furniture around to create more room. If
the weather is nice set the furniture in the backyard for the
smokers.
AMUSEMENTS
This is the #1 thing hosts forget about
and
yet it’s the glue that binds all the other elements together.
It’s what makes your party stand out from all the others.
Most people are uncomfortable at parties and the amusement is
what gives everyone a common ground. An amusement can range from
a simple icebreaker to some full-blown entertainment. Your goal
is to make your guests feel surprisingly delighted. It can be
the creative way food or drink is displayed, a door prize, shot
glasses made of ice or chocolate, an ice luge, or maybe you have
an entertainer. An extravagant example is a live lion at the front
door with trainers and a photographer to take your photo. The
amusement is what people talk about for years to come.
Surprisingly
Delighted Ideas
Shot
Glasses Made of Ice
| The
look on guests' faces alone is worth the
extra effort for ice shot glasses! You can find many molds
on the Internet to make shot glasses made of ice or you can
make your own. All you need is some 3oz Dixie cups, Sno-Cone
cups, and duct tape. Here's
a ice shot glass page. Some people will use 2 different
sizes of the Dixie cups instead of the Sno cone cups. |
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It
helps if you have a friend working with you
in assembly line fashion. Place them on trays or cookie sheets
in the freezer and when frozen simply tear away all the paper
and you’ll have a shot glass made of ice. Place them all
back into the freezer on a serving tray so that they are ready
when you are. Don’t limit yourself with just water. Why
not add some color by adding orange juice,
cranberry juice, or blue
Kool-aid to the water?
Here's
another homemade ice shot glass page.
Chocolate
Shot Glasses
Ice
Luge
| An
Ice luge is a big chunk of ice where alcohol
is poured from the top and travels down into someone’s
mouth. Call your local ice company and they can help you.
The ice block can also be carved into something of your choice
for an extra fee. The most important thing is to tell them
to drill a hole for a clear tube to run through the ice because
pouring alcohol straight down the ice melts it. The most popular
spirit to pour is peppermint schnapps. Have some Hershey’s
chocolate syrup to pour in your mouth afterwards. |
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Ice
Bowl
To make a bowl of ice you need a very large
plastic bowl, one medium sized plastic bowl, a reach-in freezer,
some weights, and water. Place the large bowl in the bottom of
the freezer and fill half way with water. Then place the medium
sized bowl in the water and the weights in the medium bowl. The
goal is to weigh it down enough to get the water level to rise
to the top of the large bowl. You can also use freezer tape. Let
it freeze for at least two days. Take it out when you need it
and let it thaw naturally until the bowls pop off. Running water
on it weakens it. Set the ice bowl on top of a platter that has
a couple of folded towels under linen to absorb the melting ice.
It really doesn’t melt as fast as you’d think.
| You
can decorate around the bowl to camouflage
it even more. You can also insert items in the water during
the freezing process like lemon slices, herbs, roses, and
anything you want. The ice will be clear if you use distilled
water. |
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Think
out of the bowl! I’ve used big storage
containers nested into one another to make a big ice bowl (allow
3 days for freezing). Look around with new eyes and I’m
sure that you’ll think of lots of containers that can be
used!
Glowing
Ice Bowl
| You
can make a glowing ice bowl by
following the same directions as the regular ice bowl; however,
you’ll need a package of high lighter markers. Break
open the markers and get the ink soaked cotton piece inside.
Drop these pieces in water to make high lighter water. Use
this water to freeze. When all set up, all you have to do
is set a florescent black light behind it and it will glow.
Also, the medium sized bowl will have to be clear because
it has to stay in the ice bowl because you don’t want
the toxic water getting into whatever you plane to put in
the bowl. NOTE: The yellow and green work the best! |
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Chunk
of Ice Around a Bottle
| To
freeze a block of ice around a bottle, simply
cut off the top of an empty half-gallon paper milk or orange
juice carton then rinse. Place the bottle inside, fill with
water and freeze. When frozen, tear the paper away and you
have an ice block around the bottle. You don’t have
to fill the water all the way to the top. Experiment with
different levels. Also, as the water is freezing, you can
slip items into the half frozen ice like lemon slices, mint,
candy, coffee beans, or whatever matches your theme or the
flavor of the bottle. Don’t worry, the alcohol won’t
freeze. |
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12% alcohol (24 proof) will freeze at +20 (f)
20% alcohol (40 proof) will freeze at +10 (f)
27% alcohol (54 proof) will freeze at 0 (f)
32% alcohol (64 proof) will freeze at -10 (f)
38% alcohol (76 proof) will freeze at -20 (f)
42% alcohol (83 proof) will freeze at -30 (f)
Displaying
the bottle with the ice block around
it can be tricky. You can chip away ice on the bottom so that
it can stand, but then you have to place it where the melt off
can be absorbed or drained away. A great way is in a wine or Champagne
bucket of ice.
Champagne
Fountain
| Champagne
fountains make an impression. You
can rent one at a local party store and pour in anything you
want as long as it doesn’t have pulp or seeds. Just
set it up where everyone can reach it from all sides. Even
though the fountain will have a chiller, it’s best to
pour in your chosen mixture when cold. Know that using
a Champagne fountain for Champagne is terrible, because it
pops all the bubbles. |
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Dry
Ice
Dry Ice is frozen carbon dioxide (the
stuff you breathe out). You can get it from your local ice company.
The most common use is to put a chunk of it in a punch to get
an eerie foggy effect. It’s best to keep dry ice chunks
as large as possible because you never want to swallow any small
chunks. Also, you never want to store it in an airtight container
or touch it with your bare hands, especially if they are wet.
Follow these simple precautions and you’ll be fine.
To use for smoking luau drinks,
put a large chunk in the bottom of the thick glass then add ice
on top of the chunk. It’s best to shake and strain a drink
into the ice rather than pour room temperature alcohol straight
on the ice, melting it quickly.
Cherry
Bombs
Buy a gallon of maraschino cherries at a wholesale store.
Pour out half
of the juice and save for something else. Now pour in a bottle
of booze and let sit in the fridge for at least 24 hours. Great
choices of booze are; cherry vodka, raspberry rum, vanilla rum
or anything else you want. When you are ready to present, pour
out the liquid and save for something else and display the cherries
in a big bowl stems up.
Drunken
Olives
Just like the cherry bombs, you are going
to pour out half of the juice and marinate the olives for at least
24 hours in gin or vodka. You can add some dry vermouth too. Serve
with plenty of cocktail picks.
Champagne Pyramid Chart
PYRAMID
OF
GLASSES |
#
OF
STORIES/ROWS |
#
OF
GLASSES ON
STARTING
CENTER ROW |
#
OF
GLASSES
ON 1ST
STORY/ROW |
| 1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
| 4 |
2 |
2 |
3 |
| 11 |
3 |
3 |
7 |
| 23 |
4 |
4 |
12 |
| 42 |
5 |
5 |
19 |
| 69 |
6 |
6 |
27 |
| 106 |
7 |
7 |
37 |
| 154 |
8 |
8 |
48 |
| 215 |
9 |
9 |
61 |
| 290 |
10 |
10 |
75 |
| 381 |
11 |
11 |
91 |
| 489 |
12 |
12 |
108 |
| 628 |
13 |
13 |
127 |
| 763 |
14 |
14 |
147 |
| 932 |
15 |
15 |
169 |
| 1124 |
16 |
16 |
192 |
| 1341 |
17 |
17 |
217 |
| 1584 |
18 |
18 |
243 |
| 1855 |
19 |
19 |
271 |
| 2155 |
20 |
20 |
300 |
| 2486 |
21 |
21 |
331 |
| 2849 |
22 |
22 |
363 |
| 3246 |
23 |
23 |
397 |
| 3678 |
24 |
24 |
432 |
| 4147 |
25 |
25 |
469 |
Party
Theme Ideas
* 1950s Party
1960s Party
1970s Party
1980s Party
Ancient Rome
* Asian Party
* Awards-Hollywood Movie
* Baby Shower
Bachelor
Bachelorette
* BBQ
* Beach Party
* Birthday
* Bridal Shower
* Campfire
* Casino Night
* Chinese New Year
* Christmas
Christmas In July Party
* Cinco de Mayo
* Clambake-Lobster Boil
Color Party
* Disco
* Divorce Party/Break-Up
* Easter
* Election
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* Elvis Presley
* Fiesta
* Graduation
* Havana Nights
* Halloween
* July 4th
* Kentucky Derby
* Luau
* Mardi Gras
* Mother's Day
* Movie-TV-Music Awards |
* New Year's Eve
* Olympics
* Pirate
* Retirement
Roaring 20s
* St. Patrick's Day
* Super Bowl-Football
Survivor Party
* Tailgate
* Tea-Garden
Texas Holdem
* Valentine's
Western Party
* Wine Party
* Yoga Serenity |
Some
of these ideas might scream "college frat party",
but keep in mind that often you can take a cool party idea and
transform it into something more on your level by subtracting
and adding certain elements.
Dress
Up Parties
Black
Party
You will be known as the hippest party host or
hostess for a long time after this party! Yes, people will think
that they are just supposed to wear the color black, and they
will, but the real fun is when they show up and all the lights
are off. Everyone gets a flashlight or other portable light at
the door. Food stations are dimly lit and the bar works best if
it glows under minimal black lights. The drinks can be garnished
with glow sticks, or if your budget allows, use glowing glassware.
The most important part is to keep the secret until they reach
the party.
Ideas
• Make black drinks with Blavod black vodka. Go to their
website for recipes. Names to bounce around: Dark Side of the
Moonshine Martini, Black Beauty, Black Velvet, and Shot in the
Dark.
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Invitations should be black with black envelopes.
Heaven
& Hell Party
People love the dynamics of being naughty or nice,
so give your
guests the chance to decide if they’d like to be a little
angel or a little devil for the evening. Your attire? God of course.
Ideas
• Drink names for Hell can be: The Devil Made
Me Do It, Lucifer Lemonade, Some Like It Hot, and For the Hell
Of It. Make black Jell-O shots with black vodka and grape
Jell-O.
•
Freeze a block of ice around a bottle of red cinnamon schnapps
then call the shots, When Hell Freezes Over. You can
also make shots of tequila with dashes of Tabasco in them. Call
them Satan Shots.
• Food for Hell can be: Anything hot and nasty
like a bowl of jalapenos, Hot Tamales candy, a gallon of pigs
feet, a gallon of pickled eggs, red hots, etc.
Songs to play for Hell can be: Running with the Devil
from Van Halen, Devil Without A Cause from Kid Rock, Hells Bells
and Highway to Hell from AC-DC, Bat out of Hell from Meatloaf,
Pay the Devil from Van Morrison, Don’t Cha Wish your Girlfriend
was Hot Like Me from Pussycat Dolls, Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot from
Buster Poindexter, etc. Just do a search and you’ll
find hundreds.
• Drink names for Heaven can be: Heavenly White
Chocolatini, Touched By An Angel, and Wing Spreader. Maybe
fill a water cooler of White Sangria or rent a Champagne fountain
filled with Ambrosia of sorts. Make Skyy of Clouds Jell-O shots
with Skyy Melon Vodka and Berry Blue Jell-O then top with whipped
cream for the clouds. Freeze a block of ice around a bottle of
Sambuca (first pour out some of the Sambuca and add a little water
and it will turn white). Call the shots, Wings of an Angel
because it will give you wings!
• Food for Heaven can be mini-angel food
cupcakes, whip cream, fresh fruit, Brie, and angel hair pasta
with white sauce.
• Songs to play for Heaven can be: Stairway
to Heaven from Led Zeppelin, Heaven Must be Missing an Angel from
Tavares, Knocking on Heaven’s Door from Guns and Roses,
Playing the Angel from Depeche Mode, Heaven from Jamie Foxx,
etc. Do a search to find hundreds more.
Invitations can be photocopied images of
you with an angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other.
Get a friend with graphic abilities to help. Let your guests know
on the invitation that a full blown out costume is not necessary.
Just wearing all red, all white or something like little devil
ears is fine.
If
you have a two-level place for the party
then make the first floor Hell and the second Heaven. Basements
work well for Hell too. If you have 3 levels then make the middle
level purgatory. Make a sign for the bottom of the Hell stairway
that says, Stairway to Heaven and one for the top stairway that
says, To Hell and Back. Heaven should twinkle with white lights,
candles, gold and silver. Hell should be mainly black and red.
White
Trash Trailer Park Bash
The name says it all and is probably the funniest party around.
You may be
a redneck if you blend in with this party and you’re not
wearing a costume!
Ideas
• Drink names can be: Hillybilly Lemonade,
Shotgun Weddin’Shooters, and Moonpie Martini.
Serve drinks in mason jars, clean mayo jars, sterilized whiskey
bottles, or moonshine jugs. You’ll probably want lots of
beer too.
• Food can be: cocktail weenies, Moon Pies,
cheese puffs, beef jerky, jar of pickled eggs, and a jar
of pigs feet for reaction.
Run
a clothes line outside and inside the party
and attach clothes from the thrift store with clothespins. If
you can, put a car on blocks in the front yard. Pile some bricks
with three holes at the door with a sign that says, Redneck Bowling
Balls. Make a redneck wind chime from beer cans, play country-drinking
songs, and put aluminum foil on your windows. In the backyard
have a fire burning in a 55-gallon drum with hay bales all around.
People
I Love Party
Invite only people you love. Seriously,
when do you ever get to have all the people you love all together
at once besides a wedding or funeral? At a wedding you are in
a high emotional state and at a funeral you are in a low emotional
state. This can be a great valentine party, but works anytime
of the year.
Ideas
• Drink names can be: Crush on You, Addicted
to Love, Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder, and Love
on the Rocks. Pour Tequila Rose in chocolate shot glasses
and set them in the shape of a heart. Make Rose Garden White Sangria
with rose petals as well as the fruit.
Buy
half price Valentine stuff after Valentines Day
and save for this party. Have a lipstick kiss contest. Give people
nametags to wear and write what you love about them below their
name to create fun mingling. Put out a box so that people can
write what they love about you and put it in the box. Hire some
actors or comedians to be Aphrodite and Cupid to greet guests
at the door and mingle.
More
ideas in this Newsletter!
Pajama
Party
Spin The Night With Us And You Just Might Get Lucky!
Ideas
•
Rent a prize wheel for around $25 at a party rental store and
stick little prizes on it like scratch off tickets, gift certificates,
lotto tickets, etc. and let your guests spin the wheel to win
the prizes! This party is flexible enough to range from G-rated
and above. The wheel can have a truth or dare edge to it too.
It all depends on how tame or wild you want your party.
•
Drink names can be: Between the Sheets, Silk Panties,
Midsummer Night Dreamcicles, Get Lucky, and Wet Dream.
Make Life is Bed of Roses Sangria and decorate as well
as float roses and rose petals in and around the Sangria.
•
Serve popcorn and other late night sleep-over munchies.
If
you can, switch the main room furniture with
beds. If the weather permits, rent more beds for the night and
put them in the backyard and sprinkle them with rose petals to
make them beds of roses.
Maybe
have a professional storyteller tell a story
or two. Maybe hire a circus act that lies on a bed of nails. Hire
an actress to play Little Bo Peep to constantly look for her sheep
so she can count them. Butcher paper a Dream Wall and
have people write their dreams. Paper another wall and call it
a Nightmare Wall and let people write what would be a
nightmare for them. Take the lipstick kiss idea from the People
I Love Party and call it a Goodnight Kiss contest.
More
Ideas
•
Color Parties: Pick a color and build
a party around it. The most popular are white, pink, red, and
black.
•
Pimp & Ho Party: Hand out fake
money to the guys and the Ho with the most money at the end of
the party wins a prize. This party is rated from PG to X.
•
Vicar & Tart Party: Priests,
Tarts, Monks and Catholic Schoolgirls.
•
Rubik’s Cube Party: Invite
your guests to make each piece of clothing that they wear a different
color. The goal at the end of the night is to be wearing all one
color from exchanging all night.
•
Stoplight Party: Single and available
people wear green, yellow; means maybe, and red means you're taken.
Surf Pros and Beach Bunnies, Jocks &
Cheerleaders, Golf Pros & Tennis Ho’s, CEO’s &
Office Ho’s, G.I. Joe’s & Patriotic Ho’s.
