Miss Charming's Recipes from the book, Crazy Cocktails

Here are some recipes from my second published book, Miss Charming's Book of Crazy Cocktails. The book is currently out-of-print, however there are many used copies available at amazon for a very affordable price. Just click on the book!

Miss Charming's Book of Crazy Cocktails Chapters

Chapter one
Amazing Critter Cocktails: Animal Cocktails More Fun Than a Barrel of Monkeys
Chapter two
Awesome Quick-Draw Shots and Shooters: The Coolest and Hippest Shots and Shooters in the Galaxy
Chapter three
Bodacious Boy Toy Concoctions
Testosterone-Inspired Libations for the Men from Mars
Chapter four
Excellent Name Dropper Cocktails: Cocktails You Can Call Out by Name
Chapter five
Totally Cool College Cocktails and Shooters: Luscious Libations Filled with Colorful Team Spirit!
Chapter six
Fabulous Picture Show Cocktails: Famous Cocktails Seen on the Silver Screen
Chapter seven
Fantabulous Special Occasion and Party Creations: Festive Libations for Cheerful Celebrations
Chapter eight
Out-of-This World Cocktails: Potable Destination Cocktails from Around the World
Chapter nine
Scumptious Candy Shoppe Cocktails: Delectable Concoctions to Satisfy Any Sweet Tooth
Chapter ten
Sultry After Dinner Drinks: Toddies Guaranteed to Warm Up Any Cold Heart

 

Some drinks from the book

 

Disco Ball Inferno • Jigger the Goldschlager • Tongue the Pop Rocks • Shot glass Hey disco babe! Swirl that bottle of Goldschlager watching the gold sparkle round and round like a disco ball. (If you’re the dramatic type hold a keychain flashlight up to it in a dark room for the full effect.) Pour a shot of the shiny gold liquid in a shot glass, pop some of your favorite Pop Rocks on your tongue and shoot to feel the dancing inferno in your mouth. Burn baby burn. I promise you won’t explode!

Fire and Ice Ice Baby • Bottle of Red Cinnamon Schnapps • Empty Half gallon milk/juice carton • H20 • Shot glasses made of ice Serve up this oxymoron and you will impress your friends with a capital “I”. Set a bottle of red cinnamon schnapps in an empty half-gallon milk or juice carton (with the top cut off) then fill with H20. (The schnapps comes in clear form as well, but I like the red for a spot of color) Put it all in the freezer. When ready, take it out and peel off the carton to see your awesome ice block frozen around the bottle. Cool! To really show off your frozen talents prepare some shot glasses made of ice; it’s easy! Just pick up some paper Dixie cups and some paper snow cone cups. Fill the cups with H20 and secure the cones (pointed end down into the cup) with duct tape. Also strengthen the freagile tips of the cones with duct tape.Let ‘em freeze, tear off the paper and arrange on a tray in the freezer until they are needed. Get ready to be the hit of the party because your friends will think you are the coolest!

Lady Godiva’s Nude Martini • Ounce the Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur • Ounce the Vanilla flavored Vodka • Double Ounce the cream Do you think your taxes are too high, but don’t think that you can pull off a naked ride through your town on a barebacked white horse in protest? Then this is the drink for you! Grab that shaker tin of ice and pour in the Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur, Vanilla Flavored Vodka, and cream then ride that shaker hard. Strain it into a martini glass then say giddy-up horsey.

Louisiana State University Tigers LSU LSD • Half jig the 151 Rum • Half jig the Banana Liqueur • Double drop the Blue Curacao • Double drop the grenadine • Short cocktail stirrer • Two shot glasses Hey Bayou Bengals! They’ll have to put you in a cage just like Mike the Tiger after a few of these wild concoctions! In a shot glass pour halfa jig of Banana Liqueur (that’s your Yellow). In another shot glass half jig the Vodka and drop the grenadine & Blue Curacao then stir (that’s your Purple). Now layer the purple on top of the yellow, sing “Hold That Tiger”, then shoot that baby back quick. Gooooo Tigers!

All my Ex’s live in Texas Kool-Aid • Half pony the Brandy • Half pony the Sherry • Pony the Tequila Rose • Pony the Strawberry Flavored Vodka • Fill with sweet-n-sour & cranberry juice • Strawberry garnish • Texas size tall cool glass They say everything in Texas is big and this drink is no exception. Rustle up a Texas-sized glass of ice and pour in all the ex’s, Brandy, Sherry, and Tequila Rose. Now add the Strawberry Vodka, sweet-n-sour and cranberry juice and stir it up good cowboy. Garnish with a summertime strawberry, stick in a big straw and let your taste buds sample those ex’s one more time.

Viva Las Vegas • Half jig the Seagram 7 • Half jig the Licor 43 • Half jig the Pimm's No. 1 • Half jig the 151 Rum • Fill with 7up • Garnish with lemon • Tall cool glass Are you feeling lucky? Then try playing these numbers, high roller! Lay out a tall glass of ice and throw in the Seagram 7, Licor43, Pimm’s No. 1, and 151 Rum then fill with 7up. Garnish with a lemon and stir with a straw. You’ll be hitting the jackpot in no time!

Bong Hit • Jig the 151 Rum • Dash the Coffee Liqueur • Dash the cream • Lighter • Straw • Shot glass Here’s a bong hit you can get high on in public! In a shot glass dash the Coffee Liqueur and cream then fill with 151 Rum (looks like bong water—at least that’s what they tell me). Light the bong and let it burn a few seconds then blow it out. Inhale it down your throat then cover the empty shot glass with your hand. Now slip the straw in between you thumb and forefinger and suck the 151 fumes captured in the glass and it will make you cough.

Apple Pie in the Face • Half jig the Applejack • Half jig the Tuaca • Splash the Cinnamon Schnapps • Can-o-whip-cream You don’t have to work the pie throwing booth at the carnival to get a pie in your face! Fill a shot glass with the Applejack, Tuaca, and Cinnamon Schnapps then hold it in one hand. In your other hand, grab the can of whip cream, shoot the shot, and spray the white fluff in your pie hole. Tastes just like apple pie!

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Hot Buttered Rum • Bottle the Rum • Halfa pound “for real” butter • Pound the dark brown sugar • Halfa gallon the vanilla ice cream • Hot H20 • Ice cube trays • Coffee mugs In a saucepan over low heat, throw in a half-pound for real butter and a pound of brown sugar. When it’s mixed and melted slowly add the half-gallon of vanilla ice cream stirring it all up well. Take it off the heat and pour it into ice cube trays then freeze. When you want a Hot Buttered Rum just plop a cube in a coffee mug then add the Rum and hot H20. For extra fun you can steep a flavored vanilla maple tea bag in the hot H2o or use a dark or spiced Rum because Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Hot Buttered Rum! (Makes around 25 servings)

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