Bar & Cocktail Pangrams

 

A Pangram is another word for a holoalphabetic sentence. What’s that you ask? Well, it’s a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. The most popular one is; The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Here is a collection of bar and cocktail–related pangrams.

 

English
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs. (32 letters)
Quit beer, vows dizzy, puking, Michael J. Fox. (34 letters)
Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes. (40 letters)
Five wine experts jokingly quizzed sample Chablis. (43 letters)
Zany Jacques French's pub mixed watery vodka gimlets. (44 letters)
Six plump boys guzzled cheap raw vodka quite joyfully. (45 letters)
Jacky amazed a few girls by dropping the antique VOX bottle! (49 letters)
The public was amazed to view the quickness and dexterity of the juggling bartender. (70 letters)

French
Portez ce vieux whisky au juge blond qui fume.
(Take this old whiskey to the blond judge who smokes.)

Moi, je veux quinze clubs a golf et du whisky pur.
Me, I want five golf clubs and some straight whiskey.)

Spanish
Jovencillo emponzoñado de whisky: ¡qué figurota exhibe!
(Whisky-intoxicated youngster - what a figure you're showing!)

Queda gazpacho, fibra, látex, jamón, kiwi y viñas.
(There is still gazpacho, fibre, latex, ham, kiwi and vineyards.)

Whisky bueno: ¡excitad mi frágil pequeña vejez!
(Good whisky, excite my frail, little old age!)

Italian
Quel vituperabile xenofobo zelante assaggia il whisky ed esclama: alleluja!
(That blameworthy and zealous xenophobe tastes his whisky and says: Alleluja!)

Polish
Pójd__e, ki_ t_ chmurno__ w g__b flaszy
(Come on, drop your sadness into the depth of a bottle)

Catalan
Jove xef, porti whisky amb quinze glaçons d'hidrogen, coi!
(Young chef, bring whisky with fifteen hydrogen ice cubes, damn!