Booze Songs

 

Here's a collection of booze related songs that I've been collecting for over 25 years. If you see any I'm missing, please share!

 

Hey Bartender; Blues Brothers I said hey bartender, Hey man, looka here draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer…

 

Margaritaville; Jimmy Buffet
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville, Searching for my lost shaker of salt…

I Get A Kick Out Of You; Frank Sinatra
I get no kick from Champagne mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all, so tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you.

Rum and Coca-Cola; Andrew Sisters
Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola, Go down Point Koomahnah, Both mother and daughter, Workin' for the Yankee dollar…

When the Lights Go Down; Faith Hill
In some dive across town, he'll be wipin' the bar, and moppin' the floor, countin' his tips and lockin' the doors, restlin' with the devil that tells him to pour another round…

Red, Red Wine; Bob Marley
Red red wine I love you right from the start, right from the start with all of my heart…

Miss You; Rolling Stones With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin’ to meet you, we’re gonna bring a case of wine, hey, let’s go mess and fool around, you know, like we used to…

Today; The Minstrels
Today while the blossoms still cling to the vine, I'll taste your strawberries, I'll drink your sweet wine…


Champagne High; Sister Hazel
Well I'm on a champagne high, where will I be when I stop wondering why…

Tubthumping; Chumbawamba
He drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink, he sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times…

Bottoms Up; Van Halen
Ah pretty maids all in a row, go on, set 'em up, come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up!…

Grace is Gone; Dave Matthews Band
Excuse me please, one more drink, Could you make it strong? 'Cause I don't need to think, She broke my heart. My Grace is Gone, Another drink and I'll be gone…

Tonight the Heartache's on Me; Dixie Chicks
Tonight the heartache’s on me, on me, Let’s drink a toast to the fool who couldn’t see. Bartender pour the wine, ’cause the hurtin’s all mine, tonight the heartache’s on me…

You go to my head; Billie Holiday
Like the bubbles in a glass of champagne, You go to my head, Like a sip of sparkling burgundy brew I find the very mention of you, Like the kicker in a julep or two…

Ignition; R. Kelly Sippin on coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk, It's the freakin’weekend baby, I'm about to have me some fun...

Redneck Woman; Gretchen Wilson
Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type, No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night in a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate…

Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers; ZZ Top
If you see me walkin’ down the line with my favorite honky tonk in mind, Well, I’ll be here around suppertime with my can of dinner and a bunch of fine…

Champagne Supernova; Oasis
A champagne supernova in the sky, wake up the dawn and ask her why…

Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee; Jerry Lee Lewis
Honey, down in New Orlean, where ev'rything's fine, ev'ry mutha-humper is drinkin' wine…

Jockey Full Of Bourbon; Tom Waits
I’ve been drinking from a broken cup, two pairs of pants and a mohair vest. I’m full of bourbon and I can’t stand up…

Irish Whiskey; Cherry Poppin Daddies
I'm a drunk and a sentimental man so dust us off a bottle of your best
Irish Whiskey and drink with me…

Livin' La Vida Loca; Ricky Martin She never drinks the water, makes you order French Champagne…

Brandy; Looking Glass
And there's a girl in this harbor town and she works layin' whiskey down and they say Brandy, fetch another round, she serves them whiskey and wine…

Tequila; Pretenders
I drank tequila and watched the game in the bar, I don’ t care who loses, I don’t know who the teams are…

Old Red Wine; The Who
Old red wine, well past its prime, may have to finish it, after crossing the line…

One Mint Julep; Ray Charles
One early morning, as I was walking I met a woman, we started talking I took her home, to get a few nips, but all I had was a mint julep…Spill The Wine; War
Spill the wine and take that pearl, spill the wine and take that pearl…

Strawberry Wine; Deanna Carter
Like strawberry wine and seventeen, the hot July moon saw everything, my first taste of love oh bittersweet, green on the vine like strawberry wine…

Strawberry Wine; Pat Benatar
Life is sweet, sweet as strawberry wine and bitter too, like the seeds on the vine…

Sweet Cherry Wine; Tommy James and The Shondells
Sweet cherry wine, drink it right down, pass it all around…

Gin & Juice; Snoop Dogg I got me some Seagram's gin, everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in...

Tequila; Youngbloods
Now let me tell you about this girl Tequila, she was born in eighteen hundred, she makes me feel real woozy…

Summer Wine; Nancy Sinatra
Strawberries cherries and an angel´s kiss in spring, my summer wine is really made from all these things…

Best of My Love; Eagles
Wasting our time on cheap talk and wine, left us so little to give…

Children's Crusade; Sting
History's lessons drowned in red wine…

Tequila Mockingbird; Pam and Mel Tillis
Tequila mockingbird, flying underneath the neon moon, Tequila mockingbird, dreaming of a love that ended too soon…

You and Tequila; Deana Carter
You and tequila make me crazy, you run like poison in my blood…

Daydream; Wave
Sunshine, strawberry wine, a little taste of leather and lace…

Dust on the Bottle; David Lee Murphy
Some say good love, well it's like a fine wine, it keeps getting better as the days go by…

Teardrops in My Tequila; J.J. Cale
I’ve got teardrops in my tequila, got Colorado, not enchiladas, on my mind…

Elvira; The Oak Ridge Boys
Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry wine…

Two More Bottles of Wine; Delbert McClinton
My baby moved out and left me behind, but it's all right 'cause it's midnight and I got two more bottles of wine…

Killer Queen; Queen
She keeps Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet…

Wine, Women, and Song; Whitesnake
Give me a good time woman, An' a love potion bottle of booze, 'Cos I got a juke box heart full of honky tonk rhythm an' blues…

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Come Off; Joe Nichols She can handle any Champagne brunch, bridal shower with Bacardi punch, Jell-0 shooters full of Smirnoff, but Tequila makes her clothes fall off...

Wine, Women, and Song; Loretta Lynn
Well I'm at home a workin' and a slavin' this way, you're out of misbehavin' spendin' all of your pay on wine women and song…

Wine and Women; Bee Gees
Wine and women and song will only make me sad, love and kisses and hugs the thing I never had…

Louisiana Hot Sauce; Sammy Kershaw
She's Louisiana Hot Sauce, hotter than a fireball, smoother than strawberry wine…

Bitter Wine; Bon Jovi
Once you were my inspiration, but, that river's run dry, what was once holy water, tastes like bitter wine…

Blood Red Wine; Rolling Stones
I got red blood, and I got blood red wine, which I bring you, when the snow is heavy on the ground…

Bottle of Red Wine; Eric Clapton
Get up; get your man a bottle of red wine, get up get your man a bottle of red wine…

Bottle of Wine; Tom Paxton
Times getting rough, I ain't got enough to buy me a bottle of wine…

Elderberry Wine; Elton John
Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine, those were the days, we’d lay in the haze…

Honey and Wine; The Hollies
The world that we live in can be so unkind, if you love a good woman, it's all honey and wine…

Kisses Sweeter than Wine; Peter, Paul, and Mary
Oh, kisses sweeter than wine, Oh, kisses sweeter than wine…

Lilac Wine; Jeff Buckley
Lilac wine is sweet and heady, like my love, Lilac wine, I feel unsteady,..

I Love This Bar; Toby Keith Just walkin' through the front door, Puts a big smile on my face, It ain't too far, come as you are, Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar…

Lips of Wine; Andy Williams
I tasted your sweet lips, thrilled to my fingertips, lips of wine, warm with fire, you are my one desire…

Little Ole Wine Drinking Me; Robert Mitchum
I matched the man behind the bar for the jukebox and the music takes me back to Tennessee when they ask, 'Who's the fool in the corner cryin', I say that little ole wine drinker me…

Me and My Wine; Def Leppard
Me and the boys have been drinking, feeling like this is the wrong time for thinking, all I can say is I'm doing fine with just me and my wine…

Whiskey In A Jar; Metallica
Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da, yeah-yeah, whack for my daddy-o, whack for my daddy-o, there's whiskey in the jar-o, yeah…

Cheap Whiskey; Martini McBride
Until the day that he dies is the smell of cheap whiskey and the sound of goodbye…

Drinkin’ dark Whiskey; Gary Allan
Drinkin' dark whiskey, telling white lies, One leads to another, on a Saturday night…

Streams of Whiskey; Pogues
I am going, I am going, where streams of whiskey are flowing…

Bad Girl; Usher Take a look at my dame, Fo' sho' she take that Hpnotiq or Alize...Pass the Courvoisier; Busta Rhymes Give me the Henny, you can give me the Cris, you can pass me the Remi, but the pass the Courvoisier...

Lace and Whiskey; Alice Cooper
Gimme lace and whiskey, Mamas home remedy, double indemnity fills me with ecstasy, La-aa-aace and whiskey…

Ain’t Wastin’ Good Whiskey; Trick Pony
Cause I don't need Jose, believe me, honey, I'm ok, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam ain't gonna pull me through.You wasted my time, my heart and my mind too and I ain't wastin' good whiskey on you…

Alcohol; Beck
Alcohol leaving me high, now it is time for pie, taking them as they come, alcohol please give me some...

Juicy; Notorious B.I.G.
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Uh, damn right I like the life I live
'Cause I went from negative to positive
And it's all...

Good Life; Memphis Bleek
Just living that good life, still partying every night, still watchin' the
Cristall flow VIP and that's all I know...

Brass Monkey; Beastie Boys We're offered Moet, we don't mind Chivas, wherever we go with bring the monkey with us, Adrock drinks three...

Thug Passion; 2pac
Sippin' on some Alie and Cristall, meanwhile buy me a drink and get to
winking at me...

A Bar With No Beer; Tom T. Hall
The waitress is cranky, she says, it's lonely in here, what a terrible place is a bar with no beer…

Hypnotic; Syleena Johnson, R. Kelly, and Fabolous
Ladies, it's ya boyfriend and ahh Ms. Johnson, we mixin drinks right
now y'all...

Martini Kiss; Senses Fail
I'm beautiful when I'm asleep, martini kisses land on my blistered bloody scarlet lips the bottles in my hand…

Bug a Martini; Tori Amos
Bug a Martini, send me to Moscow, Lounge and return, Echo can't hear you, And as you wander through perfume and pathways…

Drinks; Twista
Sexy like Champagne glass, you what I’m talking about, her skin tone was like a Piña Colada, I saw two Japanese chicks that got bodies, so I ordered them a Mai Tai and hot Saki…

Beer Run; George Jones
It's a B Double E Double R-U-N…

Friends in Low Places; Garth Brooks I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away…

Save the Last Dance For Me; Michael Buble, Harry Connick Jr., The Drifters and many more
Well you can know that the music's fine like sparklin' wine so go and have your fun…

Killin' Time; Clint Black
You were the first thing that I thought of when I thought I drank you off my mind, When I get lost in the liquor, You’re the only one I find…

Captain Jack; Billy Joel
Captain Jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight, Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'…

Cocktails for Two; Duke Ellington
In some secluded rendezvous that overlooks the avenue, with someone sharing a delightful chat of this and that and cocktails for two…



Last Call; Kanye West
And they ask me, they ask me, they ask me, I tell them raise your glasses, your glasses, your glasses to the sky, this is the last call for alcohol, so get your ass up off the wall…

That's Why I'm Here; Kenny Chesney
The devil takes your hand and says no fear, Have another shot, just one more beer, Yah, I've been there, that's why I'm here…

Escape; Rupert Holmes If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain, I;m not much into health food, I am into Champagne...

Naked Women and Beer; Hank Williams Jr.
C'mon in out of the rain, we got the girls that will make you, Spend all your change, Naked women and beer…

Chasing the Moon; Catch 22
Sad is the man who drinks with himself to forget the day that precedes, Sad turns to happy, from happy to bitter, that bitter old man is me...

Beer Thirty; Brooks & Dunn
The party starts here get in line, It's beer thirty a honky tonk time…

A Drinking Song; The Divine Comedy
We're drinking till none of our livers are left...

Wasted Days and Wasted Nights; Freddy Fender
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights, I have left for you…

Cigarettes & Alcohol; Oasis
I was lookin' for some action, but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol...

Chicken and beer; Ludacris
It’s the chicken & the beer that make Luda keep rappin’ but no pork on my fork I dont even speak pig Latin…

Alcohol; Brad Paisley
Alcohol, you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me...

Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild Wild Women; Jim Croce
I met with a gal and we went on a spree she taught me to smoke and drink whiskey…

Tequila Sunrise; The Eagles Take another shot of courage, Wonder why the right words never come, You just get numb, It's another tequila sunrise,this old world still looks the same...

Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo; Tracy Byrd
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo, I lost count and started counting again…

Copper Kettle; Bob Dylan
Get you a copper kettle, get you a copper coil, fill it with new made corn mash and never more you'll toil…

Beer for My Horses; Toby Keith & Willie Nelson
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon, We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces, Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses…

Alcohol; The Kinks
Barley wine pink gin, He’ll drink anything,, Port, Pernod or Tequila, Rum, Scotch, Vodka on the rocks, As long as all his troubles disappeared…

Two Piña Coladas; Garth Brooks
So bring me two Piña Coladas, One for each hand, Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan, And never leave dry land…

A Pair of Brown Eyes; The Pogues
One summer evening drunk to hell I sat there nearly lifeless...

Wine into Water; T. Graham Brown
Once upon a time you turned the water into Wine, now I’m on my knees and turning to you father, could you help me turn wine back into water…

It's Five O’clock Somewhere; Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet Pour me somethin' tall an' strong, Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane…

Don't Talk; 10,000 Maniacs
The drink you drown your troubles in is the trouble you're now in…

Whiskey, If You Were a Woman; Highway 101
Oh whiskey if you were a woman, I’d fight you and I’d win…

Alabama Song; The Doors
Well, show me the way to the next whiskey bar…

The Bottle Let Me Down; Merle Haggard
I've always had a bottle I could turn to and lately I've been turning everyday…

Alcohol; Barenaked Ladies
Alcohol, my permanent accessory, alcohol, a party-time necessity, alcohol alternative to feeling like yourself, O alcohol, I still drink to your health…

Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time; Mickey Gilley
The girls all get prettier at closing time when the change starts taking place, It puts a glow on every face of the falling angels of the back street bars…

Hair of the Dog; Ramones
What's so wrong, hair of the dog, There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog…
He Drinks Tequila She Talks Dirty In Spanish; Lorrie Morgan and Sammy Kershaw
He drinks tequila and she talks dirty in Spanish, Him in his sombrero, her in her purty pink jimmies…

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home; David Frizzell She said I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home, So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam, We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall, And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall…

Pour Out a Little Liquor; 2Pac
Pour out a little liquor for your homies nigga…

You Never Even Called Me by My Name; David Allan Coe
Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison and I went to pick her up in the rain…

Gin & Coconut Water; Baha Men
Gin & coconut water, cannot get it in America…

Set 'Em Up Joe; Vern Gosdin
Set 'em up Joe, they're playin Walkin the Floor…

The Whiskey Ain't Workin'; Travis Tritt
I need one good honky tonk angel to turn my life around, That's reason enough for me to lay this old bottle down, A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for,’ Cause the whiskey ain't workin' anymore…

However Much I Booze; The Who
Have to drench myself in brandy, In sleep I'll hide but however much I booze there ain't no way out...

Drinkin' And Dreamin; Waylon Jennings
Drink till i'm dreamin' a thousand miles out of my mind...

I Drink Alone; George Thorogood
Don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good buddy Weiser, that's all I ever need…

Somebody Put Something In My Drink; Ramones
Bartender, please, tonic's my favorite drink, I don't like anything colored pink…

Waste of Good Corn Liquor; Del McCoury
What a waste of good corn liker from the still they pulled the plug,
all the revenuers snickered 'cause she melted in the liker and they had to bury poor Lilly by the jug…

Drivin’ Me To Drink; Jagged Edge
When the Remy's in the system, it aint no telling what the other person sayin, there's too much yellin’…

Drinkin' Bout You; Big & Rich
'm just sittin here thinkin', sittin' here drinkin' bout you...

It's Saturday Night; The Proclaimers
The drink I had three hours ago has been joined by 14 others in a steady flow...

Drinkin' Dark Whiskey; Gary Allan
It loosens your tongue but it never tells the truth...

Come Fly With Me; Frank Sinatra Come fly with me, let’s fly let’s fly away, If you can use, some exotic booze there’s a bar in far Bombay, Come fly with me, we’ll fly we’ll fly away…

Heaven's at the Bottom of This Glass; The Boo Radleys
I am just a boy who can't say no, Things are so much clearer in a haze…

I Gotta Get Drunk; Willie Nelson and George Jones
There's more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we'd better have another round...

I Shall be Free; Bob Dylan
You ask me why I'm drunk all the time, it levels my head and eases my mind...

I Think The World Needs A Drink; Terri Clark
Call all the rich and the poor, the peace keepers and the warlords, we'll cut some deals over nothing more than a shot of 90 proof…

Jose Cuervo; Shelley West
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?…

Save the Population; Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sing another drinking song, the honky tonk will do...
Jack Of Diamonds; Jesse Colin Young
Ten thousand old bottles I killed in my time...

She Only Smokes When She Drinks; Joe Nichols
Now and then when she's tired of bein' let down by men...

Piano Man; Billy Joel It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in, theres an old man sitting next to me, makin love to his tonic and gin…

Mexican Cousin; Phish
Oh tequila, I turn to you like a long lost friend...

Six Pack; Big Black
I was born with a bottle in my mouth...

Mississippi Mud; Hank Williams III
And I take my shots strait out of the jug and I like to get pure drunk in that Mississippi mud...

Wish I Could Say I’d Been Drinking; Watson Aaron
I wish I could say I'd been drinking and blame the bottle but I've never been one to booze…

Last of the Big Time Drinkers; The Sterophonics
I take pride in my work, I'm the last of the big time drinkers...

Six Pack Summer; Phil Vasser
Just to relax and let the six-pack summer roll…

Drinkin' Bone; Tracy Byrd
The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone, the party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long bone…

Loco; David Lee Murphy
Little Hula girls on the shot glass, all we need's a little salt and lime…

Stays In Mexico; Toby Keith
One more tequila they were fallin' in love, one more is never enough...

Straight Tequila; Trini Trigs
Pouring straight tequila over mixed emotions tonight...

Suicide Solution; Ozzy Osbourne
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows then it floods away tomorrows…

Nights I Can't Remember, Friends I'll Never Forget’ Toby Keith
He downed every can of beer in the cooler, Just tryin' to drink that poor thing pretty...

Nobody Drinks Alone; Keith Urban
You remember whiskey on your daddy's breath, so you always stick to wine…

Ten Feet Tall And Bulletproof; Travis Tritt
But I'll find a bar And I'll have a few, until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproo…

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer; Many artists
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer, Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when…

Moonshiner; Bob Dylan
And if whiskey don't kill me, then I don't know what will...

Drinkin' My Baby Goodbye; Charlie Daniels
Sittin' on a bar stool actin' like a darn fool That's what I'm a doin' today...

Drinking on the Job; The Rainmakers
The bricklayer got plastered, the mechanic got tanked...

Drunken Angel; Lucinda Wlliams
Some threw roses at your feet and watch you pass out on the street...

Drunken Hearted Man; Robert Johnson
I'm a drunken hearted man, my life seem so misery...

Empty Glass: Pete Townshend
'll stand here at the bar, I'll hold an empty glass…

Gin House Blues; Nina Simone
If this joint is raided somebody give me my gin…

Why Don’t We Get Drunk; Jimmy Buffet
So bar maid bring a pitcher another round o' brew, Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw…

Whiskey Under The Bridge; Brooks & Dunn
All those nights of drinking finally got me thinking…

Outshined; Soundgarden
I'm feeling sober, even though I'm drinking…

Good Friends, Good Whiskey And Good Lovin; Hank Williams Jr.
Yes I like cold beer and hot lips and a ride in the country…

The God of Wine; Third Eye Blind
She takes a drink, and then she waits; the alcohol, it permeates and soon the cells give way and cancels out the day...

Champagne Taste; Sugarcult
All I can taste is champagne, when it hits the brain like cocaine, Spinning around and around, We can't make up without your help I’m falling down…

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound; Hank Williams Jr.
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand 'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds…

Scotch & Soda; Kingston Trio
Scotch and Soda, Mud in your eye, baby do I feel high oh me oh my Dry Martini, Jigger of gin, Oh what a spell you've got me in, oh my do I feel high…

Why Can't We All Just Get A Long Neck; Hank Williams Jr.
Why Can't We All Just Get A Long Neck and make a toast to peace and harmon…

Pop a Top; Alan Jackson
Pop a top again, I think I'll have another round…

Straight Tequila Night; John Anderson
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night, She’ll start thinkin' about him, then she's ready to fight, Blames her broken heart on every man in sight, On a straight tequila night…

There's a Tear in My Beer; Hank Williams
There’s a tear in my beer ‘cause I’m cryin’ for you.

Amsterdam; Scott Walker
In the port of Amsterdam there's a sailor who drinks and he drinks and he drinks and he drinks once again...

Longneck Bottle; Garth Brooks
There's a girl at home who loves me, you know she won't understand, Long neck bottle let go of my hand…

Beer & Kisses; Amy Rigby
Just bring me beer and kisses and we'll get high on love and foam…

Wine Me Up; Gary Allan
Wine me up turn me on and watch me cry for you...

There Stands the Glass; Webb Pierce
There stands the glass, fill it up to the brim until my troubles grow dim, It's my first one to day…

Yes, I Guess They Outa Name A Drink After You; John Prine
Sometimes I feel like an awful fool, Spendin' my life on an old bar stool…

You Ain't Much Fun; Toby Keith
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin' Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'…

Chug-A-Lug; Roger Miller
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, Make you want to holler hi-de-ho. Burns your tummy, don't cha know, Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug…

White Lightning; George Jones
Then he'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around, Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh white lightnin'…

I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink; Merle Haggard
You don't care about what I think, I think I'll just stay here and drink…

Scotching with the Soda; The Nat King Cole Trio
Instrumental

Whiskey Drinkin' Woman; Nazareth
She's got bottles in the kitchen. Even got them in my bed., Most times I see her now she's three parts out of her head...

All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming over Tonight; Hank Williams Jr.
We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice, and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight…

Sunday Morning Coming Down; Johnny Cash
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert…

Whiskey River; Willie Nelson
Whiskey River take my mind…

Don’t come Home Drinking; Loretta Lynn
Don’t come Home Drinking with lovin’ on your mind…

Family Tradition; Hank Williams Jr.
Why do you drink Hank? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? Over and over everybody made my prediction so if I get stoned I'm just carryin' on an old family tradition…

Baby, It's Cold Outside; Dean Martin and many other artists
Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour…

You’re the Top; Cole Porter
You're the top! You're Napoleon brandy…

Whiskey Girl; Toby Keith
She ain't in to wine and roses, Beer just makes her turn up her nose...

One For My Baby; Frank Sinatra
So set em' up Joe, I got a little story I think you should know, We're drinkin' my friends, to the end, of a brief episode, Make it One For My Baby, and One More For the Road…

Beer And Bones; John Michael Montgomery
I ain’t nothin’ but beer and bones, Honey since I lost you…

Whiskey Lullaby; Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger...

All the Tequila in Tijuana; Kevin Fowler
Goin down to Mexico and drinkin 'em dry...

Blue Champagne; Manhattan Transfer
Bubbles rise like a fountain before my eyes and they suddenly crystallize
to form a vision of you…

Hotel California; Eagles
Mirrors on the ceiling, Pink champagne on ice and she said, We are all just prisoners here of our own device…

Tequila - Stan Kenton
Intrumental

Babe in Arms; Buffy Sainte-Marie
He's drinking, carousing and living a life of sin...

Bad Whiskey; Chuck Brodsky
Tom Greene's whiskey put a good shine on the moon, They kept some underneath the counter in all the reputable saloons…

Ball and Chain; Social Distortion
A broken nose and a broken heart, an empty bottle of gin…

Beer; Reel Big Fish
If you're drinkin' then you know that you're my friend and I say, I think I'll have myself a beer…

Billy’s Got His Beer Googles On; Neal McCoy
Billy’s at the bar, he’s been there all night, First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye…

Blind in Texas; WASP
I couldn't get much higher White lightning moonshine, tastes like fire I drank for free…

Raised on Robbery; Joni Mitchell
Let me sit down here, drinking alone's a shame...

Wasn't That A Party; Scooter Lee
Could've been the whiskey, might've been the gin, could've been the 3-4 six packs, I don't know but look at the mess I'm in…

Sell a Lot of Beer; Warren Brothers
My name ain't up in lights, but I'm a hero in this bar, I play four big shows a night with just me and my guitar, I don't make a lot of money, and I don't have a lot of gear, I don't sell a lot of records, but I sure sell a lot of beer…

Two More Bottles of Wine; Martina McBride
Ive been sleepin' in a warehouse in West L.A., but it's all right 'cause it's midnight and I got two more bottles of wine…

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant; Billy Joel
A bottle of white, a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of rose instead, We'll get a table near the street in our old familiar place, you and I-face to face…

Unwound; George Strait
Give me a bottle of your very best, ‘Cause I've got a problem I'm gonna drink off my chest….

Whiskey Man; The Who
He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine...

I Like Beer; Tom T. Hall
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow, whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer…

Sake Rock; Martin Denny
Instrumental

Titties and Beer; Frank Zappa
I’m only interested in two things, and that’s Titties and beer, you know what I mean…

Cheers Theme Song; Where Everybody Knows Your Name
Makin' your way in the world today takes everything you've got, Takin' a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot, Wouldn't you like to get away?, Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name,. and they're always glad you came., You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same,You wanna be where everybody knows your name, You wanna go where people know, people are all the same,You wanna go where everybody knows your name…

SONGS FROM THE SIMPSONS TV SHOW

 

Flaming Moe’s (to the tune of the Cheers theme song)
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end
your life, Bills to pay, a dead-end job and problems with the wife, but don't throw in the towel, 'Cuz there's a place right down the block,
Where you can drink your misery away, at Flaming Moe's, Let's all go to Flaming Moe's, When liquor in a mug, Let's all go to Flaming Moe's, Can warm you like a hug and happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…

Here's a .wav file to listen to: Flaming Moe's

Homer's Drinking Song (to the tune of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba)
I get knocked down, I get knocked down again,You're never gonna knock me down, I drink a whisky drink, I drink a chocolate drink, And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink, I sing the song that reminds me of a urinating guy...

It Was A Very Good Beer (to the tune of It Was a Very Good Year)
When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer, I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID, My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen, When I was seventeen…

Doe Ray Me
DOE the thing that buys the BEER
RAY the man that sells the BEER
ME the man that drinks the BEER
FAR a long way to get BEER
SO I’ll have another BEER
LA I’ll have another BEER
TEA no thanks I’m drinking BEER
And that will bring us back to BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER…